Elle Fanning

This week I saw not one but two of this gorgeous girl's movies.  I don't know if it's just me but I feel like she's the best thing in movies since the main guy from Zombieland ((btw I know he's still around) Waiting for Zland 2 plz).  Anyway in Super 8, which I felt compelled to watch twice because of Elle, was absolutely astonishing.  Carey was my favortie supporting role, but that's just the part of me that likes to blow crap up.  Anyway I also saw the beautiful Fanning in the not so creatively name We Bought A Zoo, which I still enjoyed while being close to a half hour late (hurry up LensCrafter, and thank god for previews).  Elle Fanning has stolen the show and in my opinion the title of Best Actress.  Good Luck Elle, even though I know like six people are reading this.

Adsense Sucks

My youtube channel finally gets rolling with some ad money coming in, 10 subscribers, and close to 700 views.  Then I get an email stating invalid click activity by SOME GUY, has led them to ban my account and suspend all earnings from legite clicks.  Well I don't know about the other average middle class eigth graders but when they take away the money I can make by doing something I love, Ima get a little PMSy.  I'm not usually an enraged guy but when I saw this I literally stepped out into the 10 degree weather and threw snowballs at the neighbor's houses.  Post stressful outside encounter I proceeded to listen to altogether dark music and think of explicit dark poetry.  Maybe I'm overreacting but partnership is a long time away my friends.  Oh and I'm too lazy to make tags for this post, but I will anyway.

That's Sweet

The title above is quite possibly one of the biggest pieces of bs a girl can give to a guy.  I stick my neck out, I go the whole nine yards, I wait for four months to find out she would like to be friends.  God I felt like beating my head against a brick wall.  What went through my head?  I thought she liked me, well guess what.  I was wrong, but you probably did guess that.  But whatever, I blow it off like it was no big deal, compliment her beautiful damn hair, and try to pull the knife out of my heart.  The worst part is I then build a memorial to my mourning.  It is a large heart chained to the ground...ten minutes later my friend promptly set it on fire...lol.