When you're my age money is the biggest issue

All this cool crap that anyone with a brain would just love to buy costs like $300 and a 14 year old is suppossed to make that money how?  With a five dollar a week allowance?  I don't know the math but I'm sure the time it would take forever to earn the money for the thing you wanted six months ago.  Paper boy used to be a reliable job with steady income...till they invented the frikin car.  I would love to have a job that pays but for now its all you need a car or some other excuse that roughly translates to you're to young get the heck out.  Thanks for listening, which actually means reading, bye.